Students were complaining about how cold it was today. They were right. I checked the Weather Channel during break. It was twenty degrees colder in Walled Lake than in Siberia. Someone could get sent to the gulag and it would warm them up (both the slave labor and the outdoor temperature).
In case you are wondering, there is a 14 hour time difference between Michigan and Siberia. It was just after sunrise in Michigan, which according to the internet, is the coldest portion of the day. Meanwhile, it was well after dark in Siberia (the colder portion of the day, but not necessarily the coldest).